April 2012
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March 2012
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#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
He is.
We should watch it though. It’s quite good.
I suppose we could do that.
Should I bring them over then?
There’s more than one?
Well the second one isn’t as good but it’s more gay so /shrug
Gay?
Oh shit. Is this like brokeback mountain but with...
#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
He is.
We should watch it though. It’s quite good.
I suppose we could do that.
Should I bring them over then?
There’s more than one?
Well the second one isn’t as good but it’s more gay so /shrug
Gay?
Oh shit. Is this like brokeback mountain but with detectives?
Kind of. Except no sex...
ladycharlieagron:
tsawlseyrisam:
ladycharlieagron:
tsawlseyrisam:
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Hello hello hello~
Hello! I’m Dianna! :)
Hi Dianna. I’m Sam :]
Pleasure to meet you!!
Pleasure to meet you too :D
ladycharlieagron:
tsawlseyrisam:
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ladycharlieagron started following you
Hello hello hello~
Hello! I’m Dianna! :)
Hi Dianna. I’m Sam :]
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ladycharlieagron started following you
Hello hello hello~
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#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
He is.
We should watch it though. It’s quite good.
I suppose we could do that.
Should I bring them over then?
There’s more than one?
Well the second one isn’t as good but it’s more gay so /shrug
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Hi I’m Sam. I do not like green eggs and ham.
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#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
He is.
We should watch it though. It’s quite good.
I suppose we could do that.
Should I bring them over then?
#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
He’s the world’s only consulting detective. Didn’t you see the movie with Robert Downey Jr?
No, I haven’t.
He’s hot though.
He is.
We should watch it though. It’s quite good.
#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
… You’re so uncultured how are you a successful actor?!
When you have talent, you don’t need to be cultured.
… I suppose not.
Enlighten me though; who is he?
He’s the world’s only consulting detective. Didn’t you see the movie with Robert Downey Jr?
#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
… You’re so uncultured how are you a successful actor?!
When you have talent, you don’t need to be cultured.
… I suppose not.
#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I think the only thing you truly fail at is being humble.
Being humble is boring
What, are you Sherlock Holmes or something?
Who?
… You’re so uncultured how are you a successful actor?!
#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I think the only thing you truly fail at is being humble.
Being humble is boring
What, are you Sherlock Holmes or something?
#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
I try
You succeed.
Good. I hate failure.
I think the only thing you truly fail at is being humble.
#oh look at all that handsome
jessestwhore:
I try
You succeed.
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Whoa hello internet. How I’ve missed you.
February 2012
74 posts
I hate Sundays.
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jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I just don’t know how much I’m allowed to like you.
Is there like a certain amount of like allotted per month?
I don’t know. You tell me?
You always get mad at me when I like you too much.
The last time you ‘liked me too much’ I ended up stuck with a cat I didn’t want, and lots of empty promises.
And you know I’m so...
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I just don’t know how much I’m allowed to like you.
Is there like a certain amount of like allotted per month?
I don’t know. You tell me?
You always get mad at me when I like you too much.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Nothing is wrong dude. I swear.
What’ll it take for you to believe me?
You said you were miffed. I want to know why.
I just don’t know what to do around you…
I don’t get it.
I just don’t know how much I’m allowed to like you.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Nothing is wrong dude. I swear.
What’ll it take for you to believe me?
You said you were miffed. I want to know why.
I just don’t know what to do around you…
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I’m fine.
Bullshit
Not bullshit. Order your food.
Not until you tell me what’s wrong
Nothing is wrong dude. I swear.
What’ll it take for you to believe me?
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I’m fine.
Bullshit
Not bullshit. Order your food.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I know.
You seem upset.
I’m not. Just miffed.
Why?
No reason.
Talk.
I’m fine.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I know.
You seem upset.
I’m not. Just miffed.
Why?
No reason.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
I know.
You seem upset.
I’m not. Just miffed.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Thank you.
You’re making me blush.
Is it a full body blush? *smirks*
… Don’t be an ass.
I couldn’t resist.
I know.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Thank you.
You’re making me blush.
Is it a full body blush? *smirks*
… Don’t be an ass.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Oh. Uh. Thank you.
I decided bleaching my hair wasn’t worth it anymore.
You look nice too.
The brunette suits you. Seriously.
Thank you.
You’re making me blush.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Ah. Okay. You’re in the right place. Just ask the nearest waiter to take you to the Evan’s table?
*makes his way to the table and sits down across from Sam*
I found it.
I can see that.
Your hair looks different. I like it.
Oh. Uh. Thank you.
I decided bleaching my hair wasn’t worth it anymore.
You look nice too.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Ah. Okay. You’re in the right place. Just ask the nearest waiter to take you to the Evan’s table?
*makes his way to the table and sits down across from Sam*
I found it.
I can see that.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
I don’t see you. Are we at the same place?
Take a picture of where you are and send it to me?
*picture message of a confused Jesse pouting*
*casually saves picture*
No, your surroundings, dork.
Oh Right. *attempt number 2*
Ah. Okay. You’re in the right place. Just ask the nearest waiter to take you...
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
I don’t see you. Are we at the same place?
Take a picture of where you are and send it to me?
*picture message of a confused Jesse pouting*
*casually saves picture*
No, your surroundings, dork.
jessestwhore:
I don’t see you. Are we at the same place?
Take a picture of where you are and send it to me?
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Excellent point.
I actually make those every once in awhile.
I’ve noticed.
Also, I’m here. Where are you?
Sorry, I got distracted. Be right there.
You’re not even here?
…
I’ll get us a table.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Excellent point.
I actually make those every once in awhile.
I’ve noticed.
Also, I’m here. Where are you?
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
Why are we friends?
Because…
I actually don’t know.
Wow.
That’s awkward.
The sex is good.
Excellent point.
jessestwhore:
Why are we friends?
Because…
I actually don’t know.
Wow.
That’s awkward.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
It’s a west coast thing, Jesse. I thought you’d understand.
I’ve never heard anyone say rad before.
Really?
Really.
That’s totally ridic, man.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
It’s a west coast thing, Jesse. I thought you’d understand.
I’ve never heard anyone say rad before.
Really?
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
See you there, then.
I’ll get us a table.
Rad. I should be there in ten minutes.
Who even uses the word ‘rad’ anymore? Wow.
It’s a west coast thing, Jesse. I thought you’d understand.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
See you there, then.
I’ll get us a table.
Rad. I should be there in ten minutes.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Kay~
Should I pick you up or do you wanna meet there?
I’ll meet you there.
See you there, then.
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
jessestwhore:
tsawlseyrisam:
Alright. Well there’s this Italian place near your place that I’ve heard great stuff about.
Alright. Sounds good.
Fantastic. When shall we go?
Now?
Kay~
Should I pick you up or do you wanna meet there?
